孔雀东南飞 (英语短剧).pdf

角色一焦仲

角色二刘兰芝

角色三焦母

角色四刘母

强盗a

强盗b

强盗c

prologue序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)

j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemy

wifeiswusong.

译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou!

译：我才不怕你呢！

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,i’mafraidofwhom!mywifeLanzhiisthemos

famouswomanintheneighbor-hood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthan

me.allthisidonotcare.ionlywantshetobetenderthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelike

thisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也

不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中

啊！

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)

mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)

译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？

act1第一幕

(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)

jm(拄拐棍上):ican!

(对门内)Lanzhi!lunch!whereareyou?

l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!wha’sup，mum?

jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmotherinlaw”.

l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,solazy……

l:but……

jm:neverinteuptme!

l:neverinteuptme!sinceimaiedyourson,thatteibleman,ihavebeenworkinghardallday

long,cookingandwashing.ihaveraisedthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……

jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’

mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔jm的脸上,下)

act2

(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)

l:mum,i’mback!

lm:youareback?why?whathappened?

l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmothe–in-law.

lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedon

mayingthatteibleman,itoldyouthatheisuglystudpidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.

lookatyourself„„

l:but,mum……

lm:neverinteuptme!

l:mum,i’m